What is Round and hates Julius Malema?
The World...
What is the best way to get an EMO out of a tree?
Cut the rope...
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman "can i have a double brandy and coke, and one for the road"
Thats enough of the one liners.... Here are a couple of things that have recently perplexed me...
1. Alien Anal Probes... they travel across galaxies to stick stuff up somebodies bum? surely they can do that on their own planet..?
2. Vespa Scooters... no matter how cool you are or how fuel effeciant they are surely people realise they look like complete tools on them... especially if they have those stupid poep bucket helmets as well...WTF?
3. The Guy in the Red SLS Merc i saw this morning... Too fat to get in and out of it without the help of his 20 year younger Girlfriend... Somebody should ask her if she is happy with a Wrinkly Winky :-)
4. Walking into a tyre and wheel shop with a flat tyre under my arm, to have the Wookie behind the counter ask in his "Big Boy" voice "have you got a punture?".... no asshole i dont, i often browse tyre shops for stuff i need for the house, and this under my arm? oh its my girlfriends new designer purse from Bridgestone... STUPID!!!!
Thats all for today boys and girls...
Tomorrow will be some funny pics and hopefully a video of somebodies feet on fire.....
Peace
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