Tuesday......

Another day Another Ginger....

Gingers.... hated from coast to coast and back again... they are like box Jellyfish with freckles instead of tencicles... Gingers are the new race to hate.... My question is... If you hate Gingers does that make you a Racist? A couple of my pet peeves before i get to the Ginger Jokes....

1. Assholes who continually use the phrase "i'm just saying..." Really is that why words are coming from your mouth cause you are saying something.... WTF.... (Dr Rox)

2. Triple priced Red Roses for Valentines day... Red Roses represent death not love... the corination is the flower of love... how many of you new that????

3. Drivers in general when the power to the traffic lights has been cut.... they have no idea what to do they either sit there for 20min before they realise whats what or they race through without stopping thinking they have caught the light before it has changed to red... ASSHOLES

4. People befriending others on facebook when they have never met... this is only acceptable if that said friend is HOT or has funny pics of people doing stupid things 

5. People who start groups for any reason or stupid isea they can think of... are you really that bored that you have to create groups to prove to people how stupid you really are.....

6. and Finally farnville, cityville, mafia wars, vampire wars, requests... if i dont play the fucking game anyway why do you still send me requests for wool and bread and blood and and and the list goes on forever... what do i look like the farming warehouse seriously....

Now that that is done... and i feel slightly better for venting my inner rage... this week i'll be starting a new poll... called "Asshole or Assholes (cause sometimes they travel in groups) of the week" basically i need you to mail me at mrfaice69@gmail.com with nonimation for this presigious event... most votes wins and then my friends that person or persons gets lambasted all over this blog for an entire day, it doesnt have to be a famous person... it can be anyone even Jaren....

Now for the Ginger Jokes......   Enjoy.....

Mr Faice

Facts:
1) What is Gingervitis?

Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people worldwide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.

2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.

3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by their appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.

4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.

5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound

The Ginger Bet

A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”